Thursday, June 19, 2008

 

"It got worse when Sinclair's lawyer Montgomery Sibley - whose license is currently suspended in D.C. and Florida - showed up in a kilt and told reporters that his above-average endowment made slacks tight and uncomfortable."

DC is a silly place.

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Yesterday, I broke a toilet and saw a rainbow.

Very exciting!

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

 

One severed foot is a minor mystery. Two -- an odd coincidence. Three, a pattern. By the time you get to six, I'm thinking shark-with-an-aversion-to-Tinactin, or perhaps a vengeful crew of double-stumped pirates, revisiting their miseries on others.

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Summa y'all rilly gimme the blues.


Jes' lettin' you know.

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Filed Without Comment

Available During Sea Turtle Mating Season Only; Resort Entices Couples to Conceive while Package Proceeds Benefit the Conservancy of Southwest Florida

"Marco Island, FL - June 16, 2008 - Due to the popularity of the 2007 program, Marco Island Marriott Beach Resort is happy to reintroduce the Fertile Turtle package which entices couples to conceive while on vacation. As sea turtles are known as a symbol of fertility, lovebirds have the opportunity to watch sea turtles eggs hatch, right on the resort's very own three-mile stretch of beach, while trying to fertilize an egg of their own. As protecting the natural environment of the local endangered species is important to the resort, a portion of the package proceeds will benefit the Sea Turtle Monitoring & Protection Project of the Conservancy for Southwest Florida. This grow-the-family getaway, which is only available during sea turtle mating season (now through October 31), starts at $419 per couple, per night and includes:

"Deluxe accommodations in a Gulf-view guestroom with king-size bed, private balcony and a do not disturb sign

"Red clover and raspberry tea, which have natural pregnancy-enhancing qualities

"Couples massage with Chaste berry and fertility-promoting aromatherapy

"Authentic Balinese commemorative photo album to capture the memories of this special vacation

"Marco Island Marriott Beach Resort loves to hear the pitter patter of little feet, be it turtle or infant, so as a special gift for couples who conceive during their stay, the resort will provide a complimentary three-night stay for a return visit. Proud parents only need to provide a birth certificate and proof of recent hotel stay, within eight to 10 months of baby's arrival."

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

 

Space Duende!

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Monday, June 16, 2008

 

Oh hey, remember me?

I don't.

I've been in hiding. Feeling a bit ragged. But starting to climb back out, maybe.

Other people have such great vocabularies.

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