Saturday, June 02, 2007

 

Now I am ready to spy on you



I bought a panama hat.



Look for me sipping g&ts and babbling in code at your nearest imperialist watering hole. Also, from here on out, you should call me "The Colonel."

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Friday, June 01, 2007

 

Holy Funnel-Hatted Bird in a Cape, Batman!

Hieronymous Bosch action figures. Also: Dali, Breughel, Beardsley, Mackintosh, etc.

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The Funniest Thing I've Heard All Week

"Eleven-thousand and one electrical servants make a woman out of your wife."

Oh, well, hmmm...oh my!

For more verifiably insane corporate hymns from a gentler, kookier time, go here.

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Here Be Monsters



The children of my neighborhood have taken to scrawling mystic totems depicting large, pendulously-breasted women excreting balls of yarn.

Hmm. The natives are growing, how shall we say, restless?

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Thursday, May 31, 2007

 

Coming home in a cab with a big yellow moon floating in the mist overhead, I wanted to reach out and hug all the buildings, take their columns in between my thumb and forefinger, and roll them around in my palm.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

 

Goatfoot



I have stuffed one million envelopes full of tinysides. Whew. I also started work on the invitation for my "Guess Who's Not Getting Married?" party. I am beyond sleepy.

Whee!

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Tinyside 33, Ivy Alvarez' "One Dozen Poison Hay(na)ku" is sold out. Get the other tinysides in Set 31-35 over at Big Game Books.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

 

Something has happened and it is now seven hundred million degrees in my apartment. Maybe the house is burning down.

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I bring poems. I bring them to Baltimore.

Hello, poem people. I will be reading this Saturday. It will be a Sabado Gigante! And it will be at the i.e. series, held at Dionysus, at 8 East Preston Street in beeyootiful Charm City USA, this Saturday, el segundo de junio.

I will read with Ryan Walker and Les Wade. Ryan and I will be awkward and very white and lovely. I don't know Les Wade but he may very well be awkward, white and lovely. Or not. It is a mystery! One that you can solve only by coming to the reading!

I will read orange poems, and flirty napoems, and none of it will be about monsters, robots or sexy alligators and so none of you will laugh. But you will be filled with a doughty gravity that will sustain you, like manna from heaven, throughout the hot and humid weeks to come.

So, venga, already! Bring your mustache. And beer money. It will all be quite a hoot, I'm sure.

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Holy Moly! Tinysides 31-35 are now available at Big Game Books.

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Monday, May 28, 2007

 

Now You're Just Teasing Me

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