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Friday, September 26, 2008

 

Okay, I took a few minutes. I was sucking down a gin rickey like koolaid and it was getting to me. Now they are yakking about Iran. I will take advantage of this lull to note that both candidates are wearing the same suit. But Obama looks better. McCain has a light blue shirt on with a red-and-white diagonally striped tie. It looks a little washed out. Obama has a white shirt on with a red-and-white checked tie. It looks very sharp. Like he has been outlined in Sharpie. I feel very certain about his outlines.

Jeff: "McCain is pretty unpatriotic. He's not wearing a lapel pin, unlike Obama."

UPDATE: Jeff informs me that he actually said that "McCain is pretty fucking unpatriotic." I regret the error.

They are seriously discussing whether we should actually TALK to people. No, let's just move in elliptical, non-verbal dances around each other. Perhaps Ahmadinajad is actually a bee, and will understand.

UPDATE: Obama just smooshed McCain for not knowing who the Prime Minister of Spain is. McCain gave a grimace of the "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" type.

Meanwhile, Felipe Zapatero is crying in Madrid and asking his advisors why no one likes him.

UPDATE: McCain is trying to discredit Obama on talking to Iran. But I think he's overplaying his hand. Ahmadinajad is a clear loon; he talks a very bad line but doesn't put his money (or his maybe-nukes) where his mouth is.

UPDATE: McCain -- "The average South Korean is three inches taller than the average North Korean." Um? Yes? Starving is bad? What does this have to do with Iran? Query: Are we being oppressed by the Dutch now? I hear they are very tall over there. Damn their tulips and windmills!

Jeff says I ought to conclude this post because it has become "breathless. It's like you're doing the 100-meter dash." It's a field day!

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