Also, the ski announcers are total bitches. They are so harsh. Like they are personally disappointed (in that way your parents are not angry, just "disappointed" when you come home with whiskey on your breath and three giant hickeys across your forehead) in the Olympic skiers for not slaloming down a giant freaking mountain on tiny twigs strapped to their feet 3/10 of a second faster. Like they could do it any better. Bah! Plus they made fun of Julia Mancuso's tiara -- too flashy, too sassy. Who are these people, the town elders from Footloose? Get with the program, guys: the tiara rules.
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