So, my lone Union soldier has taken full advantage of his defensive position behind the Easter Island statue to knock off one of the Confederates. They're brave, those rebels, but they have no concept of "taking cover." They're just hanging out on the seabed, while Billy Union takes potshots at them from behind the South Pacific Ozymandias. If this keeps up, the rebels will lose their manpower advantage, and the Fish Tank Civil War will be decided mano-a-mano.
Meanwhile, Clarence the Goldfish floats distantly above the fray like an unappeasable god.
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