Night before last I dreamt I was a powerful witch and one of my powers was the ability to penetrate the minds of frat boys and make them feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
Last night I dreamt I was being asked to join Green Day. I also dreamt that local officials were trying to make me attend high school again, but I foiled them when I suddenly realized that I had already been to high school, college, and law school. I yelled, "I'm a lawyer! No one can ever make me go to high school now!" Then all the officials ran away.
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