Sunday, September 18, 2005

 

Last night I had a dream involving a high school friend's baby, getting a poem called "THORY" published in The Best Poetry Ever anthology, dancing the merengue, Kris Kristofferson, and being chased around Busch Gardens (Williamsburg)'s "Roman Rapids" water ride by an Aztec warrior who could change himself into a bear at will.

Pun?

"My knees and I have a standing argument."

Unintentionally Brilliant Language Snippet

"He used an abusive languish."

Bad Chinese Translation into English O' The Day

"It turned into a saliva war." (I think they meant "spitting contest.")

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