Tuesday, March 29, 2005

 

I have discovered (and contracted) a new disease! I call it Sudden Onset Invisibility (SOI). This morning, random people kept walking into me, poking me with their umbrellas -- apparently diverting themselves out of unencumbered paths merely for the pleasure of pushing, shoving, and otherwise bruising my person. I can only conclude that these people were somehow unaware of my presence. I am not sure what has caused me to suffer from SOI, but the resulting injuries are giving me an attitude problem. The next person to walk into me is going to get a knuckle sandwich, accompanied by a harsh "Can you see me now?"

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