Monday, December 20, 2004

 

Sentence of the century, as lifted from Overheard in New York. Because you can't make this stuff up.

"Having sex with him was the same as eating a slice of plain Wonder Bread while looking in the window of a Crate and Barrel."

And the best ever conversational exchange:

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

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