1. Shopped . . . for America!
2. Acted crack-addled.
3. "Girls! In skirts!"
4. Perfected my theory of The Importance of Voice Modulation.
5. Observed the pigeonry.
6. Read comic books, called it literature.
7. Talked to my mommy.
8. Printed things on fancy, fancy paper. Like, I could buy and sell you with this paper. Seriously, yo.
9. Thought angry pirate thoughts.
10. Listened quietly. Then loudly.
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